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		<title>By: ryan</title>
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		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I guess nature imitates art.  Reportedly Haynesworth has flunked his conditioning test because he had to take a dump between two sets of sprints, and took too long in the bathroom.  I&#039;m not making this up.  He was ordered to do a third set of sprints to compensate for the long bathroom break, but his numbers in the third set were not good enough to pass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess nature imitates art.  Reportedly Haynesworth has flunked his conditioning test because he had to take a dump between two sets of sprints, and took too long in the bathroom.  I&#8217;m not making this up.  He was ordered to do a third set of sprints to compensate for the long bathroom break, but his numbers in the third set were not good enough to pass.</p>
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		<title>By: ian</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Earlier today, we pointed out that Ravens defensive tackle Terrence Cody  had passed a conditioning test.  One of the wiseguys in the crowd responded by pointing out that he didn&#039;t realize Cody had eaten a conditioning test.

For dinner tonight, Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth possibly is eating a slow-roasted conditioning test of his own.  Because Jay Glazer of FOX reports that coach Mike Shanahan will require Haynesworth to pass a conditioning test before he will be permitted to practice with the team.&quot; (Pro football Talk)

Thought that was funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Earlier today, we pointed out that Ravens defensive tackle Terrence Cody  had passed a conditioning test.  One of the wiseguys in the crowd responded by pointing out that he didn&#8217;t realize Cody had eaten a conditioning test.</p>
<p>For dinner tonight, Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth possibly is eating a slow-roasted conditioning test of his own.  Because Jay Glazer of FOX reports that coach Mike Shanahan will require Haynesworth to pass a conditioning test before he will be permitted to practice with the team.&#8221; (Pro football Talk)</p>
<p>Thought that was funny.</p>
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