I’m averaging about 1.25 new mottos per day lately. the newest one is stop thinking and work.

First time in the new 7-11, just now. it makes me feel like a 1st class U.S. citizen when I can walk into a bright, clean 7-11 and buy a cliff bar and a 99 cent bag of doritos.

I don’t have to tell you what it means for my donut life. It means I have one.

I read today that average dc home prices have gone up 7 percent in the last year. I’m going to be rich. “woot.” it’s never too soon to begin a new wave of irrational exuberance.